"Minerva McGonagall Potter I named you after the bravest person at Hogwarts. "
"Dad you named me after a girl."
“Listen son you talk like that around McGonagall you’ll get your ass handed to you turned into a goblet and be forced to drink from it.”
i like how this is assuming mcgonagall is somehow still alive and teaching by the time harrys kid is school aged
How dare you even suggest otherwise
McGonagall is immortal
^ this person gets it
the fact that there are animals who can see colors that i cant which means that there are colors that exist that it is literally impossible for me to envision is such fucking bullshit that i wanna rip open a couch and eat it
Humans have 3 types of rods for processing color (red green and blue). Mantis Shrimp have 16.
what the fuck mantis shrimp. what’s so special that you’re looking at that you need 16 rods. you’re a fucking shrimp. i am the top of the food chain, do you hear me, this is fucking ridiculous